Did Jeff Bezos Just Threaten to Kill Leonardo DiCaprio?

You can make fun of JEFF BEZOS’ phallic shaped rockets all you want.  But if you make a play for his girlfriend, he will STRAIGHT-UP MURDER YOU!!

A video went viral yesterday of LEONARDO DICAPRIO chatting up Bezos and his girlfriend LAUREN SANCHEZ at some big Hollywood event.  And it appears as though Lauren was making some serious goo-goo eyes at Leo.

One website reposted the video and called Leo “Mr. Steal Yo Girl” . . . which is what we were all thinking.

Jeff responded by posting a picture of himself in the woods, leaning on a sign that says, “Danger!  Steep Cliff.  Fatal Drop.”  And in the caption he said, “Leo, come over here, I want to show you something . . .”